Found your momma’s Christmas present

Found your momma's Christmas present

The cost of a hip replacement is too damn high!

The cost of a hip replacement is too damn high!

God shave the queen

God shave the queen

Wife demanded to know if I was “On the drugs.”

Wife demanded to know if I was On the drugs.

A table made with axes for legs.

A table made with axes for legs.

At first I thought it was a winter forest fire

At first I thought it was a winter forest fire

Planetary glass set … because motherfucking science that’s why

Planetary glass set ... because motherfucking science that's why